Joke of the day 06-Dec-2009

Little Johnny, a fine Catholic lad, was out looking for trouble. He tripped people on the street, threw bricks through windows, smacked folks on the top of the head and whatnot until a passing cop stopped him.What's going on here?" bellowed the officer.It's like this, Officer," winked Little Johnny. "I am on my way over to the church to go to Confession, and I'm a little short of material...